Can't Stop Laughing
Little Ms. Yssis
My daughter, who is three, we play this game, the dialouge
goes a little like this...
Daddy: Knock, knock
Yssis: Who's there?
Daddy: Boo
Yssis: Boo who?
Daddy: Don't cry
Yssis: Don't cry who?
I still can not stop laughing!!!
Its moments like these which prepare me for the
horny little boys who will be coming to my door
wanting to put their dirty little peni in the forbidden
places; fear not the gun collection is currently
at three, not including the shotgun...
My daughter, who is three, we play this game, the dialouge
goes a little like this...
Daddy: Knock, knock
Yssis: Who's there?
Daddy: Boo
Yssis: Boo who?
Daddy: Don't cry
Yssis: Don't cry who?
I still can not stop laughing!!!
Its moments like these which prepare me for the
horny little boys who will be coming to my door
wanting to put their dirty little peni in the forbidden
places; fear not the gun collection is currently
at three, not including the shotgun...
posted by SLUMP FACADE at 2:25:00 PM
LOL, such a sweet age, so curious with the whole world right now.
ah but yes momma got a few bats for the young fellas, daddy has the guns...
my 13 year old is one of the prettiest smartest lil girls i know, plus an up and coming poet herself...and the girl is athletic with legs for days....dammit!!
yes i do enjoy the antics of little miss Yssis. we have a lot in common, her and i. especially the part about laughing at you! :)
that's too funny. meanwhile, i got caught in that joke about a month ago. it took a minute for the punchline to register...after i'd asked "don't cry who" twice. uh, sometimes i'm a bit slow. LOL
That is such a fun age. When J had just turned 4, he walked in the bathroom as I was getting out of the shower. he cocked his head to the side and said "mommy what are those two big things you have"
Thinking to myself-he is officially too old to be in the bathroom with me--and I said "those are breasts baby, part of a girl's privates, like boys have a penis and girls have a vagina." Then he cocked his head to the other side and said (making the ok sign) "They have liiiiittle bittttty buuuttttttons." And I said, trying not to laugh "yes son, they do." He cocked his head to the other side again and thought for a minute. Then he said, "I like those" while nodding.
That is one of my all time favorite stories about him. They say so many things that are just hilarious...so aware, imaginative, curious...it is quite awesome.
That's precious. I miss them at that age.
I am with you on that. My daughter and I watched, "Diary of a mad black woman" and she totally said I was the grandmother in that movie.
Bernie Mac is another parenting hero of mine. I pity the fool that messes with my daughter.