NYE Resolution (Top 5)
1) Begin the Ph.D. quest
2) Become a member of a "secret society"
3) Find a new friend within a stranger, and an enemy
4) Develop a knowledge, wisdom and understanding of God's purpose for my life
5) Read a book a month
1a) Find out with whom my wife is having an affair
2a) Acquire the winning lotto numbers for each Powerball drawing this year
3a) Take a Viagra to see if the side effects last four hours (I may need some help)
4a) Pray for a reverse rapture in effort to get rid of all the fools, evil-doers
5a) Incorporate the word "Pontificate" in a sentence at least once a day
2) Become a member of a "secret society"
3) Find a new friend within a stranger, and an enemy
4) Develop a knowledge, wisdom and understanding of God's purpose for my life
5) Read a book a month
1a) Find out with whom my wife is having an affair
2a) Acquire the winning lotto numbers for each Powerball drawing this year
3a) Take a Viagra to see if the side effects last four hours (I may need some help)
4a) Pray for a reverse rapture in effort to get rid of all the fools, evil-doers
5a) Incorporate the word "Pontificate" in a sentence at least once a day
posted by SLUMP FACADE at 11:16:00 AM
1) What took so long?
2) Does that still make it a secret?
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4) How do YOU begin?
5) Which one is first?
1a) Then what you gon' do?
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5a) Is that because you heard Bro. Darryl Matthews use it?
1, 4 and 5...excellent resolutions.
umm what type of "Secret society" are you trying to become a part of *Side eye*
1a...umm try to stay on the good side of the law ok? lol
3a...wouldn't think YOU of all people needed that but umm...whatever works for you hun
@ Slump
Typical man. All the pretty charming words and you go straight to the Halloween costume...lol
Happy New Year!!!
You're married? You learn something new everyday. Best of luck with the Ph.D quest!!
#3a is too funny, lol
Enjoyed reading your list. Happy New Year :)
#4a:
I AGREE!
1. make that happen
2. you looking to head EAST?
3. THATS DEEP!
4. Chu'ch!
5. do that!
1a. WOW
2a. can i get a loan when you win?
3a. hahahahaha
4a. preach on preacha
5a. ummm, oooook
Fidel:
1) Now you know that PH.D. ain't free, I had to do a few table dances to generate the funds.
2) Makes it klandestined...
4) Bathe myself in humility
5) Rock My Soul: Black People and Self-esteem (2003)
Ten,
I don't need the Viagra, but I'd really like to know if I can maintain an erection for up to four hours;)
Concerning the Halloween Rabbit outfit, you know damn well I'm a notice your essence on FULL display; what man wouldn't?
Miz,
What, you ain't know? Thanks for the support!!!!
Lyrically,
Funny, girl I'm serious. After taking it, I'd probably pull a Borat and go to the mall in some scrubs; wonder how many women would ask to camp out in my tee-pee?
Ms. Wright,
You already know!!!!
Copa,
Where you been brother?
I may very well be looking EAST, what you know about that there?
You can certainly get a loan with NO interest!
after you retire "pontificate," "hegemony" should be your next word...
#1 - good for you.
#2 - you can be your own
#3 - there is great reward in that
#4 - Amen
#4 - i currently do that and am happy when i exceed
1a - wow! that's nuts
2a - me too
3a - you're off your rocker
4a - Amen
5a - lol!